Sunday, February 6, 2011
Adventures in Shopping
"What?" he asked.
I repeated, "Are you with that woman?" and I inclined my head toward the lady ahead of me.
He said something unintelligible, so I asked him what he said. He leaned closer to me and whispered, "That's a man." I jerked my head around, and sure enough. The "lady" ahead of me had a nice growth of beard and the distinct features from the front view of the face of a rugged cowboy. The cashier tried to stifle her reaction, my eyes got wide, and the man behind me tried to not to choke to death with suppressed laughter. When the pony-tailed customer finally left the store, we all dissolved into relieved laughter, and I elbowed the man behind me and told him I needed to put my glasses on!
So how was your weekend?